Please Read this Important Message

I have to inform you (everybody/anybody who comes across my post) that I have obtained some malicious notifications on Yahoo! A user by the name ************ is trying to obtain information from me so. I don't know who it is. Some lady keeps texting saying that there's this website you can go to. Then she say "I got boyfriend" PSSH. Dumb blonde. Besides, you just sent me a link to an unknown website. Next up on MMPIEO: Trolls on Yahoo!?