Off Topic Man

The pressure was changed dramatically, by several atmospheric pressures over a few seconds. The temp was switched over this time from -24 to 78 degrees F. Then it started flashing, getting extremely bright second by second. My eyes tried to adjust. Then it got truly loud one minute. My ears started ringing, the sound went from about 23 to at least 120 decibels over the course of about 5 seconds. I wanted to see what would happen after that. And soon enough, I was travelling incredibly fast. Then I came to a near stop, experiencing several G's in 10 seconds. Then the temp started slowly rising 5 degrees a second, all of the way to 122, with high humidity. The amount of oxygen started becoming depleted, and Carbon was increasing dramatically. Eventually I made myself hold my breath for tens of minutes. I poured some 5 degrees H20 on my arms. I then poured freezing water on my arms for a minute. Then the water suddenly began being hot, like 135 degree type of hot. It was crazy. NA? But then acid started raining down, and there was a bright flash from the sky. The rain would change temp now & then. Eventually, it wouldn't be rain but solids raining down. I would then start spinning for a minute, and had to then walk perfectly straight along a narrow, 4 foot cliff. Then there were burning pellets falling from the skies. And all that stuff was crazy man. Do all that while stepping on shards of glass. And drink a nice, cold beverage. Then you keep getting better at it, eh? But wait. Then it started getting extremely dry, my skin would. And I had to go like this for long time, and food kept getting more scarce. Then the water went. The power went. But the mind; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE MIND! HOW do we do without it?