Monday, March 14, 2016

Assignment: PRoduce a raid in Moldova

How do you produce raiding in MOldova? Well, first and foremost, you'll need to know the story; Gunther Geisha, aka Mr Geisha, lives in the small & quaint rural Danish town just north of the Dutch border w/Germany. He likes to go outside when it's exactly 24 degree C. At that temp, Mr. Geisha will stay out no matter if he has another priority at the time. One of his famous answers to people is: "You know what? My grandson once told me this. I went to the Americans. I went to the state of Michigan, to a great land known to the locals as Ingham County. He told me that there's a guy there name's Mr Evanson, who rants about the fact that the weather is trippy over there. Mr BRant. Well, what do you know? His favorite time of the year is every 27th of JUne, where, according to some folk, is a magic time o' year. It is said that in the year 2016, the 27h of June will spell a highly anticipated event, the details of which we know now of."  The secret? There is one. & you can find it out by visiting Guenther. Legend has it that in the spring of 2016, a UFO would land in the yard of Guenther's friend's house, which is situated near JUneau, AK. His name, BTw = Cory Sitka. "The guy knows only Swedish" claims GUenther. So, go to either one of them. Then, sit down with him 4 a coffee. Next up you'll want to discuss ghostly sightings together. If Guenther takes your coffee, say "can I go to Deutschland?" The. Guenther will get really offensive. But, come back again. Then ask him if he has a friend from America. If he says yes, here's what to do. Make a note of how warm it is outside. If it's under 24 C, tell GUenther that he should move due south. Then make a paper note saying "a stone will fall under Russian rule into America", & last not least hide the note. Then leave the house. You must now travel into the town of Juneau; once there, you must find the house of the Sitkas. Ask if you can befriend Cory. If all goes as planned, ask if you can watch TV. Slip the note under the couch. If you follow instructions properly, this is what will ensue. And throughout much of this, it is the cumulative effect that is taking place. If you leave Juneau, and come to Michigan, it will start being breezy in Michigan & AK within about 3 hours of the arrival.  The temp will rise briefly a week later, and two weeks later, the governor of ALaska will scratch his head for no reason except that you decided to follow my instructions. The next day, there will be a new song written by a famous art singer from Michigan. on the news http://look.viralnova.com/creepy-house-explored/5/
If you hear the song, immediately stop. Go over to your neighbors & tell them their daughter. If they are excited, don't say anything. If on the other side, they become violent, leave and go to my neighbors house. Ask them this "Can I borrow your daughter right. NA?" The U.S. pres. will start having hallucinations. He will start growing tired of life. And we will return to the question; what is the point of life?

1 comment:

  1. Please think this through. He knows the traditional Dutch words. He talks gibberish, as is evidenced by his nephew who also speaks fluent Dutch. Legend says that, although there was no side effects, we could only be writers, I am NA funny . Well, if your nephew says you talk better than him, you best think it NA, shouldn't ya? I am not making assumptions now

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