Dear Mr. Dicaprio...

On January 18, 2016, I will do something which I have been wishing to do since right about the start of New Year. I will watch your movie, the Revenant. And this 18th will reign as the day of infamy. You probably won't notice however. Wait, you might say. WTF is wrong with me? Well, yeah, that's right. Infamy. Why? Because I'll be observing the movie with my family, even though I'm an adult. And it's well... rated R. My fellow family members don't like violence. I'm kind of sad about this fact. Well Hey! So, yeah...you can laugh about that one later my friends! (in a stuttering voice)"Stay thirsty me friends".