And this is how we became geographers and mapmakers

Baja Rain to Bahrain; If Turkish men be tan in Turkmenistan; If Mr. Sur is from Suriname. And the legend goes that; when the Americans found out about the Turkmen in Turkmenistan, they heard their story of how it started to rain in the Baja, and then they went to Persia, where they started reading the Quran. Then, then they read about what was going to happen once Persia followed the Quran decided to close the book and say "Iran". That is, I read the Quran which, upon knowing they're plans I ran! And don't ask about the meaning behind Tajikistan. You probably wouldn't like it anyhow. And Uzbekistan is just based upon my friend Uzbek along with some European characters. Either that...well, or he's just tan once in awhile! And yet the name for Russia is well, just the name opposed by us from the cyrillics. And Denmark; where did that come from? How about that?  Don't even think to ask." Let's go back to the Alamand!