The horrifying truth behind Watermelons

Dumb is a lot like Viagra, yet how are we going to make a product that's the opposite!? I'm only a person for goodness sake. those who tell you otherwise are dumb. Watermelons. What about them? They'll neutralize an aphrodisiac. I love it! That's what we'll need to get us through the day. Freaking thugs of our age those schoolkids! The time I spent in school has seen crazy people & I didn't want to become one of them. When I heard the term Viagra, which always seemed to me like something you take to prevent an embarrassing situation. Well. It's the opposite. Trump: "So why would nobody come out with something that works different, that actually stops embarrassing events from taking place?" I mean WOOOW. I didn't know that when I drank a cup of coffee one night that a few days later I would be looking @ YouTube. I mean, there are things that philosophers are at loss of words for. And don't give me that stuff about I'm not funny because I need to take pill for that! Thanks to a guy named James I'm inspired to spread true info about the world. I also laugh down at those who spread rumors, because they're well, let me just leave that up 2U. Those past High School munchkins don't know scrap about what living a crazy life means. They're making me go daydreaming of demons. And I don't give in to what the demons tell me. Instead, I make a story out of this nonsense we all call life. And we need to learn from it. Stay intrigued, my friends!