ATTENTION!!!!!TimeDilationsettooccur

On this date May 14, 2016 1:35 ET, time dilation is set to occur. Mark you clocks, cause the gov't is going to play tricks on our minds. I will be doing something, and all of a sudden, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" It's a second into the future. That was a few hours though. And we won't even realize it. It'll be like watching a magician make the pres. disappear from office. Just like making social media acceptable again. (when was the last time it was?) That's as likely as me being in Africa @ 3:12 in the morning WAT being struck by a blue bolt of lightning. Gotta love it! Hey, people start new philosophies from getting struck by lightning! It's literally a message from the main. So, what do you think about this event? Please leave a comment below and let me know if it's okay that I declassified a secret. Next thing you I'll be researching ESP and trying to read your mind. Last time this happened I was not a blogger yet.