A russian hacker calls in

I really wish I could get some texting and get some from others. Life is just not that exciting without telelmarketers or elite hackers trying to contact me. I've never gotten contact from anyone suspicious😩 or any hackers. I need to start playing with other people's minds. After all I really want to get a foreign call such as that from a Mr. Blagoyavich. After all it was the cold war that tried to teach some Russian into my family members and those of us who are lucky enough to know how to speak Russian should start calling. I mean, it's not like calling me is a game of roulette. It's just like playing the lottery. If one of them is lucky I will be on the receiving end of a crazy Russian hacker. Then I could tell them something like, I don't know, "Mnet czem sabaka" or "Dobre chleb. Sabaki" I wish I would learn indian so that I can speak to them. My favorite phrase is one in German. It goes, "Munchausen bilden de drei zwein"😵