What I Desire

I Desire, that in the summer, that all of this moisture/humidity go away and out into the Sahara of somewhere like that. I want the night of August ohhhh, I don't know, the 23rd?! to be cold all of the way down to something like 90 degrees or more. Then I want to live through a frigid winter, during which I will burn many fires that will be as "bright as the sun", or at least many times brighter than a normal bonfire. They will be visible. Anyways, that was a summary of my future prospects. Now, I understand still that you would like to participate. However, I am having this problem too. I am a fool, just like everybody else, in that I don't really have any control over reality. I want the air in February in Michigania to get hot, like super, and then have the polar vortex take it up and away and warm the arctic and all of that jazz just so it gets warmer by about 7.3 degrees by the end of June. Now, where was we at?! Oh yeah, wouldn't you agree with my "hypotheses"? It's really innovative. I cannot survive without such innovative ideas.