What are Your Favorite Artificial Foods?

I can't say that Triglycerides are my absolute favorite. I think that aspartame is much better. NA?! Perhaps the best of all would be Monosodium Glutamates. I make sure I get my daily value of all of these types of "foods" as one might call them. I wish they would add sulfates into food. Oh, you know, those pesky chemicals that, whence released into the Earth's atmosphere, start doing their work and begin having an "anti-greenhouse effect". You know, volcanoes release those dumb sulfates, which contain, or absorb, something like ten times less heat as compared to 02. And we might just be putting that stuff into our foods some days. Isn't that just wonderful. I sure think so. I think it would be very lovel if they started replacing rBSTs or growth hormones with freaking, well the reproductive types of hormones. I mean, that would then become a war of hormones. However, we're pretty safe for now; in 2016, rBSTs might exist in foods. However, on about the 10th o' March, some foods will start having reproductive hormones in them. That just takes the term "It's complicated", to a whole new level. Am I right?